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Map to 1,000,000 Doubloons – October 2015 Update

Ahoy mateys!

This is the Captain speaking with my feathery companion Norry to discuss finance!

Everyone knows that to the best pirate around, you need to have a big pile of coins to hide!

-Why have the coins if you’re just going to hide them?

Because it’s fun! It’s the pirates’ way!

-I will never understand pirates.

Well I will never understand parrots so that makes us even.

Now, the amount of coins desired by each pirate varies, some want a little pile to call their own, others want to own Fort Knox. Myself, I have set a fairly reasonable goal to get to a Net Worth of $1,000,000 simply because it’s a nice round number.

As of the 1st of this month, I have a net worth of 150,502.60 doubloons!

Last month my net worth was 148,546.92 doubloons! That means I have increased by 1,955.68!

This is pretty darn sweet considering I’ve knocked my car’s worth out of calculations!

-Eh.

Here’s how it breaks down:

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Counting the Coins – October/November 2015

Ahoy Mateys!

This is the Captain speaking with my feathery companion Norry to discuss finance!

Last month, I highlighted my current income and took a look at my October 2015 budget. Now let’s see how I did!

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How Much House Do I Really NEED?

Ahoy mateys!

This is the Captain speaking with my feathery companion Norry to discuss life!

I’ve mentioned before that I am currently on the hunt for a house.

– Don’t pirates normally live on ships?

Well sure, but they also need places to stay while they are on land for an extended period of time.

-How extended?

The foreseeable future.

-That’s pretty extended…

Yup. Sadly still in my landlubber days. My dream ship is on hold for now.

But houses can still be fun!

My house search is focusing on a few main ideas:

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Car Luxury

Ahoy Mateys!

This is the Captain speaking with my feathery companion Norry to discuss life!

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and a lot of reading about whether or not I should sell my car.

-Why?

Well, I currently have a 2012 Ford Edge SEL and I’ve been pondering multiple reasons:

  • It’s an SUV so the gas mileage isn’t the best
  • It’s way bigger than I, as a single person, need
  • I could sell it, buy a smaller cheaper car, and pocket the cash
  • I could sell it, buy a scooter, and really pocket some cash

-No, I meant why do you even have a car? Why don’t you fly everywhere?

Because I don’t have wings, numb nuts!

-Gee, you don’t have to be so snippy. Then why don’t you get in your ship and sail everywhere?

Perhaps sadly, I do not live in Venice where that might be an option. Texas is a place that requires some driving to get to most places.

Now, I also have good reasons to KEEP the car:

  • It is completely PAID for
  • It is very comfy
  • It comes in hand the times I do need space for transporting people or stuff
  • Heated seats are AMAZING in winter

-Hmmm, 4 good points vs 4 bad points. Looks like a tie!

Yup…ish…

If you really look at the lists, the reasons for selling it are practical while the reasons for keeping it are more comfort related.

I don’t NEED heated seats, satellite radio, Bluetooth, voice recognition, leather seats, ambient lighting, or a navigation system.

They are, however, very NICE things to have.

The question really is whether all that is worth $8000 to me.

-Rather random number, where did $8000 come from?

According to Kelly Blue Book, my car is currently worth about $18,140.00.

I can get a nice, used sedan with good gas mileage for about $10,000.

So, by selling my car for a smaller, more fuel efficient car, I can add $8,000 to my bank account pretty easily, not to mention the long term savings on fuel.

-Starting to make sense. Of course, gas is really cheap right now, you really won’t see huge savings there.

Perhaps not now, but in a few years as the barrel goes back up, fuel efficient rides will be in high demand.

-You humans really just need to figure out how to grow wings.

It would make things easier.

If you are reading this and have an opinion, feel free to comment below, I would love some outside input!

-I just told you what to do!! Why do you need more input??

“Growing wings” is not a FEASIBLE option.

-You just aren’t trying hard enough.

Noted.

So yeah, any thoughts, feel free to comment below!

Until next time,

Avast ye scoundrels!

Photo Credit: Ford

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Map to 1,000,000 Doubloons – September 2015 Update

Ahoy mateys!

This is the Captain speaking with my feathery companion Norry to discuss finance!

Everyone knows that to the best pirate around, you need to have a big pile of coins to hide!

-Why have the coins if you’re just going to hide them?

Because it’s fun! It’s the pirates’ way!

-I will never understand pirates.

Well I will never understand parrots so that makes us even.

Now, the amount of coins desired by each pirate varies, some want a little pile to call their own, others want to own Fort Knox. Myself, I have set a fairly reasonable goal to get to a Net Worth of $1,000,000 simply because it’s a nice round number.

As of the 1st of this month, I have a net worth of 148,546.92 doubloons!

Last month my net worth was 150,008.27 doubloons! That means I have decreased by 1,461.35!

Not the best month I’ve had, but better than last month’s decrease.

-Eh.

Here’s how it breaks down:

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Free Money! – September 2015 Update

Ahoy Mateys!

This is the Captain speaking with my feathery companion Norry to discuss finance!

Welcome to another month of money (and life)…and other things!

-Why are we posting? Everyone knows the answer is 42.

No no no, that’s the answer to “life, the universe, and everything.”

Our blog is about “money (and life)… and other things!” It’s in the tagline.

-We have a tagline?

Yes we have a tagline, it’s up…over…left….WHERE IS THE TAGLINE???

-Should these people really be coming to you for advice?

Probably not, I hope they come to be entertained at least. I gotta figure out how to put the tagline up…

BUT I shall not fix that today! Today we shall be talking about dividend income!

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Credit Cards Can Save You Money

Ahoy mateys!

This is the Captain speaking with my feathery companion Norry to discuss finance!

-And lie to you!

What?! No! We are not going to lie to our friends!

-But you said we were going to discuss finance.

…and we are…

-No! The title says “Credit Cards Can Save You Money.” Obviously we are either lying to our friends or this is going to be one of those parody articles where you give good advise disguised as bad advice.

Ok, you have a point, but I really am being honest!

Let me explain.

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